He also believed every parade was improved by flying Twinkies.
Captain Sticky never missed one if they would allow him the use his army tank on a public street.
Dressed in his homemade superhero costume and flowing cape, he would shoulder an air-powered bazooka and launch Twinkies into the crowd.
"If I miss," he'd laugh, "the worst that can happen is they'll be sticky."
Children adored him.
Adults usually stared for a moment before deciding they did too.
When I met Richard, he was running the American Kelp Corporation.
I had planted fifteen hundred avocado trees and was experimenting with organic fertilizers. Richard knew everything there was to know about kelp. We joined forces.
I knew trucks, tractors, and heavy equipment.
He knew customers.
It proved to be an excellent division of labor.
Every morning my telephone would ring.
"I've got another idea!"
It didn't matter whether it involved kelp, farming, Thailand, or something no reasonable person had considered before breakfast.
By the end of every conversation, I usually believed it was brilliant.
Richard possessed a rare talent.
He could make impossible ideas sound as though everyone else had simply been slow to think of them.
When business began doing well, Richard suggested we celebrate with a trip to Thailand.
It was my first visit to Southeast Asia.
More than thirty years later, I am still here.
Some friendships don't merely influence your life.
They quietly redirect it.
Captain Sticky eventually fought the one battle his enthusiasm couldn't win.
I stayed beside him in Bangkok during those final difficult days, carrying out every one of his last wishes.
Even his farewell reflected the extraordinary man he had been.
Friends gathered from around the world.
His ashes were scattered on the Chao Phraya River.
Sometimes I imagine Captain Sticky is still somewhere out there—wearing a cape, solving problems no one else noticed, introducing children to gardening, and firing Twinkies into crowds.
Because even in the afterlife...
"The worst that could happen is someone gets a little sticky."